Yarrr! Avast, me hearties! And by "hearties", we mean "Cameron Diaz's yams". As of late, she's been greatly enjoying lots of bikini time generally involving her rather astonishingly toned body and a surfboard. Not quite sure what's up with the camo/skull and crossbones swimwear here–perhaps Cameron is trying to scare people away from her right breast while simultaneously camouflaging her groin to avoid sharks. Though ocean water isn't generally varying shades of khaki, but sharks don't know that. Shhhh.
After the cut, Cam fingers the sex wax.
Remember in the mid-1980s when all the dudes in your class wore "Sex Wax" shirts and the teacher made them go home and change? Let's bring that style back. Forget ironic grunge, we're going to just buy a cache of Salty Dog and Panama Jack and Gotcha! shirts and you losers will be out in the cold when you see us walking down the street with a lady on each arm. Ladies in Fido Dido bike shorts, that is. Cameron knows what we're talking about.
Check out Cammy's mammies at MrSkin.com.
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Yeah, Cameron Diaz obviously hasn't missed any workouts, that's some nice muscle tone. The downside is that Cammy never had much of a chest, and now she looks as flat as her surfboard. Maybe it's just that peculiar bikini.
She is a very pretty girl and I always thought she was to good for Justin. That ugly toad of a man is just nasty.
She's definitely looking good!