It's just like Ray Parker Jr. sang lo, so many years ago: I'm in love with the other woman. My life was fine till she blew my mind. Actually, those lyrics have very little to do with the following story, but we had to give props to RPJ for dropping consistently smooth and sexy platters in the 1980s. At any rate, Cameron Diaz has been dating X-treem magician Criss Angel for a few months, but they've hit a snag. It turns out he has a magical secret wife. Whoops. According to the New York Post:
The ìsecretî Long Island wife of kooky magician Criss Angel yesterday accused him of having an affair with Cameron Diaz, claiming their marriage broke down as soon as the TV illusionist got famous and bedded the Hollywood star.
Celebrity lawyer Dominic Barbara – who represents Angelís wife, Joanne Sarantakos – says he will now subpoena Diaz and have her testify about their romance, in state Supreme Court in Mineola, to support the spurned spouseís divorce suit on the grounds of mental cruelty and abandonment.
Angel – who changed his name from Sarantakos and moved to Las Vegas after he hit the big time with his TV show ìMindfreakî – kept his wife of five years ìas a secretî to increase his sex appeal to female fans, Barbara said.
The couple had a 15-year relationship, he said.
It's pretty cool that big film studios have whole movies riding on people like Lindsay Lohan, who are guzzling some sort of bourbon-Adderall-crack concoction and smashing cars, and they can't seem to reign her in, yet Criss Angel's "handlers" are harkening back to the days of Rock Hudson and Rudolph Valentino, hiding Angel's wife so little girls can fantasize over his Bop centerfold. The alternative magic scene must be more lucrative than we thought.
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