Yesterday morning, Cameron Diaz appeared on the Today Show looking a little beat. As it turns out, she had been up all night musing over the world's jealousy of her popularity and getting slimed. At a sex show. Make of that what you like.
Meredith Viera asked some hard-hitting questions about the hot-button topics of the day, such as Cameron sharing a peck on the cheek with ex Justin Timberlake at the Shrek the Third premiere. Cam explained,
"We're friends, so we're OK. All you want is that the person you care about to be happy … It's like high school. We're like the popular kids. Everybody wants to know what happens to us."
If by that, you mean that we want to go to the 10 year anniversary for the purpose of feeling superior after finding out that you've gained 60 lbs and are working the night shift cranking out lottery tickets at CoGo's then YES!
And Page Six unlocks the mystery of why Cam looked like crud yesterday morning:
Normally peppy Cameron Diaz was looking a bit bleary-eyed on the ìTodayî show yesterday at 7 a.m. promoting her new PG-rated film ìShrek the Third.î [The night before, Cameron had been] at the Box on Christie Street for a live R-rated sex show – and stayed until 4 a.m. One spy [said] the show was ìtwo topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated ísex showí conducted behind a silk screen. Cameron was staring the whole time.î
We were under the impression that any sex show would merit an X-rating, there being actual sex and all. Apparently, if one is under the age of 21 and unaccompanied by a parent or guardian, one can enjoy a live show of intercourse provided said show features all action behind a scrim and a minimum of 10 gallons of slime. See, it's wholesome. Just like on You Can't Do That On Television!
Cam will have you sliming yourself! Check her out at MrSkin.com.
