We have seen into the future. And what awaits us is a world where judges and juries and governmental agencies and international diplomacy are obsolete. In the future we will celebrate all milestones (birthdays, weddings, etc.), grieve all deaths, and settle all disputes the Cammy Diaz way: with dance offs! Page Six reports:
CAMERON Diaz doesn't only do a dance-off in "Charlie's Angels." The blonde hottie broke it down on the dance floor at Socialista the other night with a "cute" male partygoer for almost an hour. "He challenged her to a dance-off, and she turned him down at first. But once she got into it, the whole place was hysterical," said our spy. "She did give him her number, though. She looked very single." Also cheering her on were Robert Iler of "The Sopranos" and Chace Crawford from "Gossip Girl."
And here we thought the only thing Cam learned from Justin Timberlake was how to pick up girls for threesomes. But those years spent as JT's older lady must have been filled with endless elaborations on the fabled Justin/Britney dance off, with each telling ending with Justin yelling, "You got served!" or "Booyah!" We assume Cameron has a little more tact though, and her dance off probably ended with her pulling off a super intense version of picking up change and then backflipping into a windmill, leaving all onlookers gasping for breath.
