OK, let's get this out of the way: Never trust Ozzy Osbourne. If you tell him something important, like perhaps the details of your super-secret wedding, he will mumble something about it in between bites of his burrito and swearing about dog poop on the floor when in the presence of a member of the press.
Ozzy has never been the most predictable or reliable person, but in his current marble-mouthed state he should really just be kept out of the loop when it comes to secret information. Just tell your news to Sharon and tell her shut her big old yap and not let Ozzy ask any questions. These are the rules Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake should have learned before they started doling out invites to their upcoming nuptials in France. When asked why he and Sharon would not attend daughter Kelly's London concert this weekend, Ozzy admitted they would be in Nice for Cammy and JT's wedding. The wedding has apparently been in the planning stages for months and will now most likely be called off due to the slip up. Of course, this all could be a smoke screen. Perhaps Cammy knew that a slip of the tongue by Ozzy would attract media attention to France and she could then marry her boy toy in peace in Zimbabwe (or some other country with a name that makes us giggle). Good job, Cameron. We knew that brain of yours was good for something more than paparazzi attack plans.
See the bride before the wedding: Cameron Diaz-Timberlake nekkid at MrSkin.com.
