Burnt Sienna Now Rosy with Pregnancy Glow?

Star magazine just can't seem to keep their noses out of celebrities' uteruses (uteri?). Seemingly unsatified to speculate on the state of Demi Moore's ripened womb, they've turned their hungry eyes and pens to Sienna Miller's womanly cavity and are reporting that the actress is six weeks gone with Jude Law's love child. NICE TIMING, KID.

According to Star, Miller and Law told their families of the joyous news a mere two days before the story about him making the sex with his kids' nanny broke. A source told the mag, "She [and Jude had] discussed names for the baby," but now he has "destroyed any chance they had of bringing up the baby together." Eh, no big shakes. It's not like he doesn't have, what, like twenty kids with former wife Sadie Frost, right? Actually, if Sienna is indeed knocked up, we can pretty much assume that Jude Law's testicles house some sort of superstrain of highly virulent sperm. And thus, we can assume that nanny Daisy Wright is also pregnant. And, according to Star, cuz cheated on Frost with (deep breath): a model, a celebrity assistant, two "A-list stars", a rock star's ex-wife, and a stripper, so they're probably hauling about Jude fetuses as well. Which pretty much means that the population of the world is about to get a lot sexier.

Sienna scorches at MrSkin.com.

And if it's Jude you're after, well, you can find him at MaleStars.com.