Do you remember that nudity crisis we spoke of yesterday? It looks like it's spreading. Sarah Michelle Gellar has now been infected and will have to be quarantined and forced to watch Takin' It All Off (a.k.a. the greatest use of hypnosis-induced striptease, two nuns, a bicycle, an irate cop, and a robot break-dancer in a single scene ever) for forty-eight hours straight. By the end of her reprogramming she won't be able to keep her clothes on and the only acting roles that will be available to her will be opposite Shannon Tweed or Misty Mundae.
It's been over a year since we heard tell that the only thing Sarah Michelle wanted more than a nice shiny pair of balls for her emasculated husband was for a camera to capture her naked lady parts. But apparently SM was too busy rejecting scripts for Scooby Doo 3 and dodging Joss Whedon fanboys to respond in a timely manner. According to imdb she finally mustered up some long overdue indignation:
Sarah Michelle Gellar was stunned by reports she is desperate to strip off on screen – and even more amazed her pals and associates believed them. The Scooby Doo screen beauty, 29, couldn't believe what she was hearing when her personal trainer suggested it was time to get in shape for her first "topless scene." She says, "My trainer said to me a few weeks ago, 'So we've got to start getting you into shape for this topless scene.' And I was like, 'I'm sorry, the what?' And he said, 'I read somewhere you said you really want to take your top off in a movie.' And I said, 'Ok, first of all, who would actually say, 'You know what, in my next job, I really want to take my top off.' Second of all, to know me is to know that's not true."
Actually, Sarah Michelle, we have said, "You know what, in my next job, I really want to take my top off." But unfortunately we are not a famous actress, so that statement didn't go over too well during our interview for that sales position in the Macy's children's department.
If you think you'll find Sarah Michelle naked at MrSkin.com, you weren't paying attention. She looks hot there though.
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