In case you’re not thirteen and didn’t watch the MTV Movie Awards last night, here’s a recap: Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Bruno’s naked ass in Eminem’s face, and then some more Twilight. There were some awards in there, but basically it was a two-hour Twilight commercial. All we can say is, whoever’s in charge of cleaning up after the awards, pay special attention to the section housing all the tween girls, because you might need a hell of a lot of upholstery cleaner. And then there was Sacha Baron Cohen’s naked nutsack resting directly in front of Eminem’s face. Whether it’s a setup or not, the thought of Bruno’s ball sweat wafting its bouquet into Eminem’s nostrils is damn funny. Oh, and speaking of asses, here’s a pretty picture of Leighton Meester showing off hers in a slightly see-through dress. Way to step up to the plate of hotness, Leigh, seeing as Megan Fox totally failed on that front:
What is this look, exactly? Gladiator alien Russian Transvestite Prostitute wrapped in the wallpaper from Auntie Mame’s parlor?
As a final thought, we’d like to point out a very dangerous decision on MTV’s part. We know that those awards statues are supposed to fun, resembling a tub of movie-theater popcorn as they do, but think about it, MTV: You’re giving awards to Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Just think of the late-night dentist calls when they get the munchies and try to gnaw on those gold kernels.
