The last time we checked in on Brooke Hogan, she declared that voting was for nerdy dorky super-non-cool people. Or men. But it seems that in the weeks since she has changed her tune slightly. It's not voting that she finds lame now, it's the choice of candidates. Brook would rather cast her ballot for the big man in the sky, the lord and protector, the all-knower, God himself. Says the top mind of our time:
Everybody knows, though, that Iím not very keen on voting and stuff. You know who Iím voting for? Iím voting for God, because heís the party of freedom, dude.î
Maybe this will be the next big idea for evangelicals. Screw that namby pamby McCain and his centrist ways! They'll all write in God to be the next ruler of the free world. Surely he could get enough votes (those born agains breed like bunnies, so they've got the numbers), but good luck trying to get the big man to show up for the inauguration. He'd be all like, "I don't have time for your piddly little United States with your insignificant concerns over budgets and oil prices. I'm freaking GOD! I've got a whole universe to run here."
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