"Hi, I'm Brooke Hogan. My likes include bikinis, hair bleach, the company of my daddy, visiting my brother in jail, and creative uses of denim. My dislikes include anything higher than SPF 4, my mean mom's creepy gross disgusting boyfriend, and voting." According to E!, the junior Hulkster divulged on her own reality show (oh, god, seriously?):
You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think itís kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, Iím so moody all the time, I know I couldnít be able to run a country, ëcause Iíd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?
This has totally dashed our hopes of ever seeing a Hogan in the Oval Office. We can see it now: "Secretary of the Interior Daddy, I went on a date with a boy last night and he was really, really mean. He said he didn't like wrestling or mustaches! How could he? That's just so, so cruel. It makes me so mad. Where's that voodoo doll of Mommy's 19-year-old boyfriend? I want to scratch him really hard with my Lee Press-on Nails, then I'm gonna take that fancy letter opener that the Prime Mister of France gave me and I'm going to stick it up his butt. Oh, wait! I'm the president! I can have people tortured and killed and stuff! Secretary of the Interior Daddy, go find that mean boy and make him listen to a bunch of Staind records while you slice off his fingers and then find Jocelyn Wildenstein and have her make out with him! That'll make me feel better."
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