You want to know what comes between Brooke Shields and Hearst Castle? A plane crash. Apparently, she and Jim Belushi were being flown to an event at the landmark when, according to TMZ:
The Cessna prop plane landed safely … but here’s the problem — the pilot forgot to set the parking brake after the plane came to a stop. He was in the back helping Brooke and Jim out … when the plane rolled into a 2010 Buick SUV. The wing struck the SUV … but the SUV got the worst of it.
We’re told no one was injured, but the NTSB was notified.
It’s cool, everybody. Even if Brooke was still on the plane when it rolled willy-nilly down the runway, her luxuriant, Latisse-fed eyelashes would wrap around Belushi’s waist, then reach out to a neighboring telephone pole and swing them to safety. Look at those fuckers! They’re glorious!
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I’d hate to see Brooke Shields get hurt, but it’d almost be worth it if it meant getting rid of that untalented asshole Jim Belushi. Why did the funny brother have to die and that sack of shit just got to keep on going forever?
If I knew the answer to that question, we wouldn’t be suffering through DANCING WITH THE STARS among other mistakes in television.