Brooke Shields Acts Like a Dick Around Leather Goods

Brooke Shields seems like an agreeable sort. She happily peddles toothpaste and mystical eyelash-growing juice on the television, has a big white smile, and cries while speaking reverently of that one time in 1982 when she was friends with Michael Jackson. So it comes as something of a surprise that she’s actually kind of an asshole. Celebitchy reports:

Sometimes Brooke Shields isn’t so nice to retail staff . . . shoppers spotted her at an Hermes sample sale [and]:

“Brooke was in a snit when she walked in the store. She had two guy friends with her and they were joking around and mocking people,” an eyewitness tells Fox411.

“When she was asked, like every other customer, if she needed any help, Brooke was truly rude. She could have said ‘no thanks,’ but instead said, ‘If I needed any help, I would ask for it!’” says the source. “People were definitely staring at her by that point!”

The former supermodel then sashayed down the aisles making jokes, says the onlooker. As Brooke continued to shop, she turned to her friends, holding up a champagne flute, and said, “If we bought these, we would have to have a gorgeous man serve us champagne as we sat around drinking all day.”

Well, that doesn’t sound that bad. But, consider that the source of the story is Fox News and you’ll agree that Brooke got off easy, not even being accused of seig hieling leather pumps and kicky culottes.

Anyway, it could have been worse. She could have left a soiled Huggie in a Birkin bag.