We're all for Britney Spears ditching her corn-rowed succubus man-child of a husband, but we're just not organized enough to start a website devoted to that feat. Luckily there are a few people out there who took some time away from singing into their hairbrushes and jumping around their bedrooms in their pj's while listening to "Oops, I Did It Again" to do that very thing. And even if Britney is holding on to her blessed union, Kevin seems to think that its dissolution will make him a very happy man, monetarily speaking. It's bound to make Britney's housekeeper a bit happier with her life.
Some of Britney's fans have started a website called divorcekevin.com, although we were not able to connect to the site this morning. The site states:
"Welcome to the home of the anti-Kevin movement. Are you sick of seeing the train wreck that is Britney and Kevin? Sign the K-Fed Up Petition, grab your Divorce Kevin gear and help Britney remove the boil that is Kevin from herself and her payroll!"
Sadly, this petition will be lost on poor Britney, whose fourth-grade education has left her unable to read anything more advanced than The Pokey Little Puppy.
And it seems that Kevin has been making a few divorce plans of his own. According to spunky little brother gossip rag In Touch, Kevin spent his days scheming while he was kicked out of the house and without his wheels.
Partying with pals in Las Vegas during the week of Britneyís 24th birthday, Kevin told a reporter that he has already consulted his lawyers and would demand a ì$125 millionî settlement if the marriage was to end. ìI donít like lawyers,î the aspiring rapper said as he was leaving the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on December 3. ìBut in this situation, I have to get protection." Kevinís even told friends that heís been advised that the prenuptial agreement he signed is ìnot worth the paper it is written on.î
Kevin thinks he deserves $125 million for letting Britney interrupt his weekly shower for a boning? Does he really think his donation of baby custard is worth that much? Britney would have been better off with a sperm bank and a couple of train rides at her local frat house.
Get Britney while she's still got cash at MrSkin.com.
