Kevin Federline is making a bold attempt to start wearing the pants in his marriage: He has forbidden Britney from shopping. Awww, isn't that cute? He thinks he can tell her what to do.
The Lady Federline's usually silent man-candy claims that her closets are just too full and she needs to do some purging before she can purchase anything more. Kevin's insistence seems to have arisen from a Red Bull-fueled frenzy in which he tore apart Britney's closet in an attempt to uncover her hidden cache of Cheetos. Or maybe he's just trying to prove to the world that he's not a puppet, dammit! A source says, "He's told her that he doesn't mind if she dumps them, sells them, or gives them away, he's just desperate for her to stop hoarding and buying more." Perhaps Kevvy should lend some support to his sweatpants-loving wife by clearing out his own closets. I hear The Salvation Army has been tragically under-stocking wife-beaters and trucker hats this season.
