The Hollywood Poop

Dream Nightmare Weaver

Britney_Spears_brown_weave.jpgIf countless marathons of America's Next Top Model have taught us anything, it's that Cover Girl cosmetics complement our skin tone easily and breezily without making it break out or look masky. Oh, and that putting in/taking out weaves is incredibly long, arduous, and often painful work. That's why Britney Spears confuses us, since she as a new weave every week. Isn't that more trouble than it's worth? Here is her newest, model #28AJ65b. These extensions are so bad that we are loathe to believe that she actually goes to professionals anymore. She's like a two-year-old who gets in Grandma's knitting bag an puts a gnarled skein of black Red Heart yarn on her head and then pats it and says, "I bee-oo-ti-ful."

Britney is forever young and lithe and lovely at MrSkin.com.

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  1. paully
    Posted July 2, 2007 at 8:14 pm | Permalink

    if you adjust the contrast on your monitor, she looks just like Kojak, sans the dum-dum lollipop

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