In the wake of Lindsay Lohan returning to rehab, our thoughts turn to OG rehabilitator Britney Spears and her emotional and physical well-being. How is she? According to a source quoted in The Sun, maybe not so hot, as she was seen in the men's john at L.A.'s Sky Bar, vomiting "uncontrollably." As opposed to vomiting in a controlled fashion.
America's premiere, #1, A+ awesomest sex symbol of yore continues her nontop barrage of 2007-style sexiness. Frankly, making jokes about Britney being gross is tiresome and hurts our souls but g.d. it, if she's going to keep barfing and wearing straw hats from the carnival, we have to keep bringing it up. The aforementioned source drops the facts:
"Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.
"She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up.
"There was vomit down the front of her dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn't really seem with it."
Aw, come on. Give the kid a break. Who amongst us can say that he or she has not found themselves kneeling in front of a toilet in the public bathroom of the opposite sex with regurgitated Little Debbie Star Crunches dripping down our fronts? Private puking is preferable to a Fergie-style public urination, so that's, at least, commendable. Yay, Britney!
Britney is NOT, repeat, NOT covered in vomit at MrSkin.com.
