Britney Makes Neighborhood Unsafe with Yet Another Upskirt Shot

Sometimes we feel like the prose version of a warren of paparazzi, because all we write is “Britney Britney? Britney Britney! Britney Britney Britney. Britney! Britney! Britney Britney.” But unlike paparazzi, we dare not sport questionable goatees nor bleach-front legged jeans. And speaking of the paparazzi and Britney, she and her sister Jamie Lynn were caught reuniting over Starbucks while a lady yelled “You are making this neighborhood unsafe!” at them. Jamie Lynn then responded, “Then move the fuck out of the neighborhood” to jolly “huzzah”s from the paps.

We’re not sure who’s got bigger nards: the young Disney star willing to say the F-word in post-Hudgens-nudes Hollywood, or the lady likening the sisters Spears to crack dealers and Latin Kings. So let’s stop thinking about it and look at Britney’s upskirt cooter again, after the cut.