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January 18, 2008 at 10:59AM

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There Will Be Blood

Well, we really screwed over everybody yesterday. We made a joke about celebrity period stains. It was meant to be lighthearted, but apparently, saying anything about the menses of famous people is like invoking Beetlejuice, because look at what Britney hath wrought: (under the cut. and what happens when you get cut? . . . )

Some say she has Multiple Personality Disorder (didn't that one go out of style in 1988 along with devil worship as a blight on American teenagers?), some say she's suffering from bipolar disorder. We are not licensed physicians, but we are sure of one malady Britney's got, and that's a crippling lack of tampons.

(Pics via X17 Online)

It's a natural progression, really. Shaved cooter pictures lead to more shaved cooter pictures lead to titty slippage which leads, of course, to bleeding axe wound. The next steps are "drooping adult diapers gravid with fekes" "inviting the paparazzi to film her colonoscopy".

Egotastic has some slightly more appetizing rear views of butt/heavy flow:

Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com. No blood, either.

Related Topics: Britney Spears, celebrity bathroom habits, upskirt shots

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well at least we know she's not pregnant....

Posted by: dersu | January 18, 2008 03:03 PM

Too far.

Posted by: Slagathor | January 18, 2008 09:29 PM

Crossed the line.

Posted by: Slagathor | January 18, 2008 09:31 PM

I stuck a finger up my ass you want to smell it?

Posted by: Slagathor | January 18, 2008 09:33 PM

...I thought so, sick FUCKS!!!

Posted by: Slagathor | January 18, 2008 09:34 PM

oh dear.i think shes gone mad,she really has.

Posted by: rooterbooter | January 20, 2008 04:12 PM

i guess she isn't pregnant lol

Posted by: Jade_Loves_IT | January 21, 2008 09:02 AM

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