Well, we really screwed over everybody yesterday. We made a joke about celebrity period stains. It was meant to be lighthearted, but apparently, saying anything about the menses of famous people is like invoking Beetlejuice, because look at what Britney hath wrought: (under the cut. and what happens when you get cut? . . . )
Some say she has Multiple Personality Disorder (didn't that one go out of style in 1988 along with devil worship as a blight on American teenagers?), some say she's suffering from bipolar disorder. We are not licensed physicians, but we are sure of one malady Britney's got, and that's a crippling lack of tampons.
It's a natural progression, really. Shaved cooter pictures lead to more shaved cooter pictures lead to titty slippage which leads, of course, to bleeding axe wound. The next steps are "drooping adult diapers gravid with fekes" "inviting the paparazzi to film her colonoscopy".
Egotastic has some slightly more appetizing rear views of butt/heavy flow:
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com. No blood, either.
8 Comments
well at least we know she's not pregnant….
Too far.
Crossed the line.
I stuck a finger up my ass you want to smell it?
…I thought so, sick FUCKS!!!
oh dear.i think shes gone mad,she really has.
i guess she isn't pregnant lol
Britney's Bloody Panties are Bloody Maavaalous.