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Britney_gorgeous_face.jpgWell, we really screwed over everybody yesterday. We made a joke about celebrity period stains. It was meant to be lighthearted, but apparently, saying anything about the menses of famous people is like invoking Beetlejuice, because look at what Britney hath wrought: (under the cut. and what happens when you get cut? . . . )

Some say she has Multiple Personality Disorder (didn't that one go out of style in 1988 along with devil worship as a blight on American teenagers?), some say she's suffering from bipolar disorder. We are not licensed physicians, but we are sure of one malady Britney's got, and that's a crippling lack of tampons.

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(Pics via X17 Online)

It's a natural progression, really. Shaved cooter pictures lead to more shaved cooter pictures lead to titty slippage which leads, of course, to bleeding axe wound. The next steps are "drooping adult diapers gravid with fekes" "inviting the paparazzi to film her colonoscopy".

Egotastic has some slightly more appetizing rear views of butt/heavy flow:

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Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com. No blood, either.

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8 Comments

  1. dersu
    Posted January 18, 2008 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    well at least we know she's not pregnant….

  2. Slagathor
    Posted January 18, 2008 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

    Too far.

  3. Slagathor
    Posted January 18, 2008 at 9:31 pm | Permalink

    Crossed the line.

  4. Slagathor
    Posted January 18, 2008 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    I stuck a finger up my ass you want to smell it?

  5. Slagathor
    Posted January 18, 2008 at 9:34 pm | Permalink

    …I thought so, sick FUCKS!!!

  6. rooterbooter
    Posted January 20, 2008 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    oh dear.i think shes gone mad,she really has.

  7. Posted January 21, 2008 at 9:02 am | Permalink

    i guess she isn't pregnant lol

  8. Prince Charles
    Posted January 10, 2009 at 9:57 pm | Permalink

    Britney's Bloody Panties are Bloody Maavaalous.

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