The internet is a strange, mysterious place filled with mystical magic, like LOLcats and Brian Peppers and pictures of girls on the toilet. And now, apparently, pictures of Britney Spears in her regulation wig + fedora combo, posing topless in a garden with geraniums held aloft to cover her nipples. She sure is quite a pick. A pick? Picking? Picking a pair? Petal. Petal-pusher? She's pushing petals. Pushing them . . . with her breasts. Stem. Stemming? Stemming from her recent . . . rehab . . . no. Fertilize. Fertilizer. You'll wanna fertilize 'er? Ding ding ding! Pun Generator 2600 pulls it off again!
Britney is a little less covered at MrSkin.com.
