All that walking around gas station bathrooms with bare feet has finally caught up with Britney Spears as she damn near kills an entire plane full of innocent travelers with her cheesy hoof musk.
Yes, the Lady Federline is inching ever closer to being the prettiest pop star in the whole trailer park! The recently hitched hussy kicked off her shoes during a flight from Los Angeles to New York, gassing her fellow passengers to the point that they were forced to complain to flight attendants.
One victim said: "The smell was unbelievable. One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on. Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them on. There's no way we could have put up with that."
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