These past few years have been a whirlwind of Federbabies, Ore Ida products, and more janky ass weaves than the entire Philadelphia metro area, and thus we’ve lost sight of the most important aspect of Britney Spears: her musical genius. While she’s been follicularly relieving herself and beating up Chrysler Pacificas with an umbrella, we’ve been waiting breathlessly for a new “Toxic”. Her new single is rumored to be released today. Here’s a sample.
We never thought anyone could top Gwen Stefani yodeling over a Sound of Music song, but Britney Spears doing her signature Pebbles Flintstone baby coo over the wocka-wocka Pac-Man sample comes pretty close.
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.







