Britney Spears's Wedding Dress: Whorish Enough for Everyday Wear

Britney Spears had a busy day yesterday. She got some furniture delivered, lost visitation rights with her kids for another month, went to church, ate some empanadas, shaved Adnan Ghalib's chin pubes into a nice vertical John Waters. But we're more interested in what Britney did last Friday; namely, she went car shopping in her wedding dress. The one she wore to hitch her ass to K-Fed back we we thought he was the crazy/ irresponsible/fucked up one. Maybe this signals that Brit has finally run out of money and is being forced to cycle back through her Fed wedded wardrobe. Oh, the times we'll have. We just hope that she sports the corn rows this time around.