All of Britney's hard work during the past few weeks–the Federfights, the free-swinging glutes, the baby boozing, the puppy-bashing–these were all hors d'oevres before the main course: the VMAs! America's Sweetfart is preparing to make her triumphant, gallumphant return to MTV. US Weekly reports:
ìSheís planning it to be a big comeback performance,î says a Spears insider, who adds that the goal is to make it ìshocking.î One early idea that was canned? Performing ìMy Prerogativeî amid a medley of hits, as images of exes Justin Timberlake, 26, and Kevin Federline, 29, and other gossip fodder flashed on a screen behind her. As for a report that sheíd do a duet with Timberlake? ìTotally, patently false,î says a Timberlake source.
After taking a Lady Remington to her skull and then going three rounds with an SUV while brandishing an umbrella, there are few things Britney could do to top herself in the "shocking" category. Maybe by spending some cheddar on a quality wig. Or wearing a well-fitting dress. Yeah, a well-fitting dress without any buffalo wing sauce on it. That would do it. America would be outraged!
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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I hope she (tries to) "perform" at the VMA's & fails miserably or at the very least, gets booed off the stage. Maybe then, she will go away for good. Can't stand that biatch.