Britney Heeds Own Song, Gives "More"

Remember that scene in Dirty Dancing when Baby and Johnny are doing their big "Mambo Magic" routine at the hotel, and Baby flakes out on the lift, so she just sticks out her thumbs and does a few truly embarrassing steps? And remember when Ashlee Simpson got busted Milli Vanilling on SNL and did a hoe-down? Well, Britney also attempted to mask her apathetic VMA gyrations with some camo of her own.

Pussy camo.

Revisit Beavgate '06 under the NSFW cu(n)t!



Here, we see the actions of a desperate woman. After realizing that the last remaining nuggets of stool that were her career had effectively been flushed down the can, Britney attempted to cling to the few faint streaks still clinging to the bowl by revisiting a previously retired move. After partying post-VMAs, she exited a limo like so:

Oh, your shorn snizz will not work on us this time, Britney Spears. Fool us once, shame on you, fool us twice, etcetera and so forth. We will not be drawn into your web of . . . well, we will not be drawn into your vagina. Especially since . . . what exactly is going on here, anatomically? Which part is labia and which part is leg crease and which part is butt cheek? The folds, they are mesmerizing. Like a shar-pei. And both of them will hump your leg.

Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.

Related Topics: Britney Spears, awards shows, celebrity nudity

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Tracked on September 14, 2007 11:50 AM

that is so photoshopped! Some one took out her panties without knowing what a hairless vulva looks like! And why the hell do they all seem to shave their vulvas? Do guys really really like the idea of fucking a prepubescent girl???

 Posted by: sidi | September 15, 2007 12:59 AM

Yes, yes they do.

 Posted by: random guy | September 21, 2007 12:38 AM

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