Ever look at a picture and want to break into song? Ever hum a few bars of "Da Butt" after perusing some pics of Kim Kardashian? Maybe catch those shots of Megan Fox's nipple stickers and feel like singing Kool and the Gang's "Celebration"? We can definitely relate. Yesterday evening we were fortunate enough to stop at DrunkenStepfather to take in a few pictures of our girl Britney Spears doing the upskirt thing. And lo, we stared into her wooded morass and spontanteously burst into a song from 5th grade recess:
Down by the cherry tree
That's where she showed it to me
It was big and black
She had a hairy crack
And it looked like a jungle to me!
So I pulled out my hairy ba-na-na
And stuck it in her hairy crack
I heard her scream
So I filled her with cream
And then I got my ba-na-na back!
Cha cha cha!
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
