Hey man, can we be honest with you for a sec? Can we "rap" with you? OK, listen, we are the emperors of the USA when it comes to cracking wise on Britney Spears and her various sundry missteps in this crazy game we call life. But this Star cover is kind of taking it too far. "HOT AND TONED AND HAPPY!" vs. "BIG FAT UGLY COW, CRAZY AND UNLOVED FOREVER!" Ow, man. Come on. That's beyond mean. That's UK tabloid mean. That's just ugly . . .
. . . But not as ugly as Britney's faux Winehouse coiffure. Oh! Burrrrrrn!
Be kind to downtrodden Brit. Check her out at MrSkin.com.
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I like the metal guys in the background. Perhaps she's hiring out street robots for friends.