Tentatively, the sumo wrestler pokes his head out from behind the curtain, surveying the scene. It had been a long, arduous year of training. The late nights spent stuffing his face with the most caloric of convenience foods in a bid to pack powerful bulk onto his frame. The torturous extensions woven into his hair, pulled and teased into the traditional topknot. Being forced to wear the uniform of saggy, baggy, flesh-baring cloth day in and day out. The graceless stomping, the humorless expression, the barely-controlled anger. Is it safe to come out? Is it safe to move three inches past that curtain and show the world what lurks behind its precarious folds . . . ?
Yes, that's Britney Spears's tit, or half of it, as the case may be. We had a mild moral dilemma this morning when it came to posting this. After all, she's in a dressing room, and paparazzi in a dressing room is next level douchbaggery and a major privacy violation. But then we thought about it some more and remembered that paparazzi are not allowed in stores, let alone dressing rooms, so where did this pic come from? We tried to figure it out, then realized that we kind of didn't care. Thinking aches. Titties. Whatever.
Britney! Titney! Head on over to at MrSkin.com!
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Just a small peak, but not a shabby build after a healthy weight gain and two kids. Were it not for her towering intellect and monumental self-absorption (Tossing K-Fed was a start, but that's not enough to make up for the rest), she'd be a MILF.