We love love love fake stories about the movies and TV shows celebrities are supposedly set to star in that will never ever happen. Paris Hilton to portray Mother Teresa. Britney Spears to star in a remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Paris, Britney, and Lindsay Lohan to appear together in an ultra-hilarious HBO sitcom. The best source for these tall tales is our very own Mother Goose, FemaleFirst, who tells about Britney's new fictitious projectóin which she invents a time machine and travels back to World War II, where she falls in love with a concentration camp prisoner. Riiiiight.
The 'Womanizer' singer – who is currently performing her 'Circus' world tour – is in talks to star in 'The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton', which is set during World War II.The National Ledger website reports: "If she accepts the role, Britney will reportedly play the main role of Sophia LaMont, who creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp."
In the film, the couple fall passionately in love and decide to try to return to Sophia's time in order to marry.
Ahhhh. "If she accepts the part." So basically here's what happened: a filmmaker thought, "Gee, this movie I'm about to start working on probably won't get any attention. What can I do to make people notice it? I know! I'll call newspapers and tell them that Britney Spears has been offered the lead, then they'll print the movie's name! Genius." We wonder if we called the Tribune and told them that we've booked Beyonce to play our housewarming party if they'd print our address.
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Is she going to have that haircut in this movie that's less likely to happen than a theatrical release of Jerry Lewis's The Day the Clown Cried?