So we've always assumed that Kevin Federline is a lazy bastard who would love nothing more than to get paid gobs and gobs of money to play PS3 (that Wii is too hard; you have, like, move and shit) and smoke doobs all day. And, sure, he may be proving himself to be a decent dad (to his richy kids at least), but we're not going to start thinking of the guy as a productive human who will buy a bunch of suits and get a job in a high-rise or anything. And dude's pulling in roughly $180,000 a year in child support right now, and since the only job he's qualified for involves a paper apron, we doubt employment is much on his mind. And the way things are going, Britney's just going to keep feeding money to the Fed until her early, tragic, yet completely foreseen death, when he'll be in charge of her whole estate until SP reaches 18. What does this mean to you? No sequel to Playing with Fire. Sorry "Popozao" fans. TMZ reports:
TMZ has obtained more documents released in the Britney Spears and Kevin Federline divorce– and now the popwreck has been ordered to pay Fed-Ex's legal bills. Gimme more!The request was made on November 6 by Federline, seeking payment of $160,000 in attorney's fees.
The court docs state that Federline, perhaps best known as the musical genius behind "America's Most Hated," is "self-employed as a performing artist" and that "he does not earn any income."
The judge ordered Spears to pay $120,000 of those fees.
We're pretty sure that as long as Britney keeps fucking up, Kevin will be able to make Prince-like requests (like having a giant horned lizard stand in for him during court proceedings) and the judge will grant them.
