According to TMZ, by the end of the week we will have Britney Spears back! Except totally different! In four short weeks!
TMZ has learned Britney Spears will be leaving rehab this week, and she has made one of the most amazing turnarounds in celebrity memory.Sources say Britney and soon-to-be ex Kevin Federline had an "amazing meeting" on Sunday. They are not only getting along, they are hammering out the terms of custody. We're told when Britney gets out, she and Kevin have agreed to a 50/50 split with physical custody of their two children. The plan is for Britney to eventually gain primary custody and Kevin will have visitation.
Jamie Lynn, Britney's sister, and Brit's mom, Lynne, have been at Kevin's house helping with the kids while Britney has been getting her own help in rehab. And that help is working. We're told she has literally turned her life around. Stay tuned.
Well, isn't that convenient. Just last week she was having a rough time, her medications weren't working cause they were always ending up in a pile of vom on the bathroom floor, and insiders didn't know if she was going to make it through her treatment. And now, with her month-long stay drawing to a close, she's all better. We don't buy it. We think Britney is using that fourth-grade-educated mastermind of hers to pull one over on us, and in a few months, after she's graciously given half her fortune to KFed in a divorce settlement and started a charitable organization for the children of rehabbing celebrities, she'll strike. We can't wait for phase five or nine or whatever we're up to now in Britney's life, when she'll enter a totally stable and photogenic polyamorous relationship with Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson. She'll make back all of her lost Federline cash in DVD sales.
Pre-rehab Britney is looking fine at MrSkin.com.
