We just realized that today's stories involve a baby, Michael Jackson, Josh Hartnett, and Kevin Spacey chewing cheeks. Not exactly the stuff of titillation. So we've made the executive decision to sex things up by including new pics of Britney Spears in a bikini. If you had come to us one year ago and said, "Hey, CelebNewsWire. In one year, you'll be posting pictures of Britney in a really tiny bikini and she won't be sporting McGriddle crumbs in her abdominal folds OR Adnan Ghalib jizz on her back," we would have told you to get the fuck out of town. And yet here we are. Things are so queer on this side of the looking glass.
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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That second pic of her on all 4s makes me think some greasy older bisexual balding guy in a chair and khakis is about to yell "OK, roll it!" and that guy in the white trunks behomd her is gonna drop 'em and… cue the boom-chicka-pow-wow music… =)
Damn straight, dibs I'll be the first in line to scare her straight….and guaranteed there'll be 1 million other dudes wanting seconds.
That doggy pos is HOT!
I'm a PC
I'm a Mac
I'm a Sick of it.
…and I'm that greasy older bisexual balding guy!
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