Britney Rears, Part 3928

Yesterday, Britney's Federvorce was finalized. Remember when we first heard that they were splitting up and were jubilant, throwing ticker tape parades and casting hearty "huzzah!"s to one another? Remember that feeling of wonder, of magic, of possibility? Of truly believing in your heart of hearts that Britney would come back, drop a sweet hit, and return to her Timberlakian foxiness of yore? Yeah, that didn't work out for us too well. So let's drop the needle on a 45 of Tiffany's "Could've Been" and stare at these vintage pictures of her buns instead.

Remember back in February, when Britney swapped outfits with some dancers at Tenjune and then capped it off by horking in the back of a car? We thought that story had it all. Strippers, Britney wasted on shooters, projectile barfing. But it was missing something. Ass.