If U Seek O.B.

Britney Spears is having a problem with her peebug, y’all! It keeps expelling everything it touches. Millions of Federline babies, the crotches of tour costumes and now, it’s even rejecting tampons like a Coke machine rejects crumpled up bills. On last night’s stop of the Circus tour, Brit’s Tampax string worked its way out of the side of her crotch and waggled in the wind for God and everyone to see. We applaud Britney for taking our advice and not actually putting her menstrual blood on display like a she-wolf at a woman’s retreat. And we’re also happy that the dude who yanked out her hair extension last week was nowhere near her crotch.