Britney Spears Surprises Cloistered Nuns, No One Else, with Pregnancy Announcement

Britney Spears officially announced her second pregnancy on a surprise appearance on David Letterman last night. And although this didn't really need announcing, she also reconfirmed our belief that if you shook her head really hard it would sound like a maraca. You see, cause all that's in there are the marbles she stuffed up her nose that one day on the Mickey Mouse Club set when Justin kissed Christina and Britney was so sad she hid behind craft services and took turns filling her piehole with powdered donuts and snorting a handful of marbles.

Don't get us wrong, we love Britney, but we wish she would keep her public appearances to the silent paparazzi-documented variety. Sometimes it's downright painful to watch the vacant or contorted expression on the girl's face as her feeble mind struggles to grasp a concept, a quip, a simple vocabulary word any fifth grader could understand. Her Letterman appearance, for instance, includes the classic elementary-school tactic of using a dull, monotone voice while reading aloud and mumbling "something" when faced with a new, possibly unpronounceable word. You can almost hear Britney saying, "In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed to something in his three ships, the Nina, the Pinta, and the something something." It's sad really. But she's having another baby. Yea! (We think she might be happy at least. Even though she probably wishes the father weren't such a shitweed.) Anyway, you can watch her entire appearance at You Tube. And be sure to pay attention to the look on Brit's face when Dave mentions Stacy Keach. She obviously has no idea who he is but tries to play it off. She's not a big Mike Hammer fan, we guess.

Hot mama Britney at MrSkin.com.