Britney Spears Needs a Light; Takes One

Not only has Britney been setting a great example for her children in the way of balanced nutrition and a strong work ethic, she's now teaching them about morals. Teaching by stealing crap from gas stations. TMZ caught the classy charmer hamburgling a lighter on Saturday:

Though she certainly has the ability to buy whatever she wants, for some reason, Britney Spears decided to steal a disposable lighter from a gas station last night -- and brag about it to the cameras!

The popwreck spent most of her day driving the paparazzi around in circles. When she decided to stop at a Van Nuys gas station for some gum, she doubled back for a lighter -- and just snatched it off a display. Gimme dis lighter!

We'd like to say Britney "forgot" to pay for it, but then she turned to the cameras and yelled, "I stole something. Oh, I'm bad. Ohhhhh!"

And then the paparazzi was all, "Oh no she di'in!" And Britney was all like, "Oh yes I did! I went there! Two snaps up!" And then the paps were like, "Talk to the hand!" And Britney goes, "Don't go there!" And the paps go, "Damn, Gina!" And Britney was all, "Do I make you horny, baby?" And the paps were like, "Show me the money!" And then Britney goes like, "Ayyyyy! Sit on it, Potsy!" And then the paps went, "I'm Rick James, bitch!" And then Britney went, "You're no Jack Kennedy!' And the paps were all, "Who let the dogs out?" And Brit was like, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" And then everybody just nodded because they really couldn't believe that Britney ate the whole thing. The end.