We're mean and cruel and sarcastic and our hearts are made out of dirty tar that hardened around the glass from a broken Mad Dog 20/20 bottle, but sometimes in this crazy world, something happens to warm our cockles. This morning, that something is this video of Britney Spears's kids, Sean P and Jayden, going apeshit and dancing like goofballs to "Toxic". There is nothing cuter than little kids spazzing out to music, except maybe Sundays when we have a tea party with our collection of Beanie Babies. Oh, Gussy the Goose, no more sugar cubes for you, you little scamp!
UPDATE: Son of a . . . Hey, why the hell does this video keep getting taken down? Is the king of the Internet afraid that the entire planet will dissolve into a pile of goo from the cuteness? Hit us up if you find a working, embeddable link.
UPDATE 2: Found one.
