Ladies, let this be a lesson to you: if you are entertaining the idea of making it on tape with a fame-sucking paparazzo, said tape is probably going to be sold. And then everyone will assume you are a lesbian because you're frenching a dude whose chin looks like a porn star's poontang. Shocker of the year: Britney Spears's objectionable hump-chum of yore, Adnan Ghalib, is reportedly shopping around a sex tape. Splash sez:
"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"
Well thank Christ for this mysterious source who's there to tell us that an episode of sexual intercourse begins with one of the parties removing clothing. Man, that sounds filthy! We're left wondering what completely lewd and depraved shit happened next. Kissing? Touching?
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
