Obviously what we are about to tell you is complete and total bullshit made up by a desperate reporter facing a harsh deadline, but, hey, celebrities are boring lately. So until LiLo and SamRo are caught finger diddling each other on a roller coaster at Disneyland, this is what we've got. Sarah Jessica Parker wants Britney Spears to costar in the Sex and the City sequel. Says MTV:
It is reported that Sarah Jessica Parker is keen to cast Britney Spears in the next Sex And The City movie.The SATC actress thinks the Womanizer singer would be perfect in the eagerly anticipated sequel to last year's hit film, says Heat magazine.
It seems Britney who made her cameo on US TV show How I Met Your Mother last year would play a young relative of SJP's character Carrie Bradshaw.
Sarah Jessica told friends: "My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes."
Every couple of months we hear rumors that Britney is going to star in some high-profile movie that will totally turn her career around and everyone will finally see her true talent. Expect that the movies never happen. Britney in a remake of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!? Never happening. Britney as SJP's niece? Never happening. If Britney were in every movie we heard rumors about, we'd never escape her mug on the big screen. She'd be like the new Seth Rogan.
