Britney Spears Has Mommy Issues

How do you tell your mom you love her and thank her for birthing you and helping you through that breakup with Justin and teaching you how to change a poopy diaper and then, after realizing that you were just throwing the poopy diapers in the corner, buying you a big trash can with a really tight-fitting lid that helped the nursery not smell like partially digested strained peas? By telling her, "Stay the F away from my babies, you traitor."

Our gossip midwife, FemaleFirst, reports:

Britney Spears is considering filing a restraining order against her mother, it has been reported.

The 'Toxic' singer is said to have visited her attorney earlier this week to make inquiries about the order, which would keep her mother Lynne away from Britney's children, reports gossip website X17online.

Sources claimed the troubled star was furious with Lynne for making her check into rehab to seek help for her alleged alcohol addiction and post-natal depression earlier this year.

Lynne also reportedly sided with Britney's estranged husband Kevin Federline during the couple's custody battle for their two sons, 21-month-old Sean Preston and Jayden James, nine months.

Lynne recently insisted her relationship with her daughter was improving, but added Britney still has a long way to go.

She said: "It's sad that the whole world had to watch her make mistakes that all of us have made at one time or another. "Britney Jean Spears is the sweetest and the most sensitive and loving of all my children. She's just figuring things out."

We don't have much personal knowledge of Lynne Spears (we've never sat for mani/pedis with her while sipping 'buckies), but she seems to be a lady with good intentions. She wants her daughter to not be sad. She wants her daughter to not be a raging drunk. She wants her daughter to not be every fifth-grade boy's introduction to the female reproductive system. These are all good things. Yet Dina Lohan remains unrestrained by any governmental body. Where is the justice?

Oh, hey, look. Sean P got his own ride. He'll be living in his very own guest house any day now, just like Lil Romeo.