When you haven't worked since Nicole Richie was just a chubby Hollywood scion and the only people who had seen Paris Hilton having sex were actually in the room, then fifteen minutes of hopping around in two strips of scrap fabric and flapping your lips just enough so it's noticeable in the nineteenth row but not enough that actual sound comes out can be exhausting. So we can't really blame Britney Spears for her truncated "comeback" performance. Sure, she went onstage two hours late, only performed for fifteen minutes, and lip synced the whole time. But dancing's hard, y'all! If the San Diego House of Blues promoters had really wanted to get a night's worth of songs out of Brit, they should have told her, "As soon as you're done, you're needed backstage. Jayden pooped his Pampers." The encores would've been neverending.
For more pics from Brit's fifteen minutes in lip syncing heaven, turn to Flynet. Or for video, check out TMZ and GlossLip.
Just like old times. Brit's at MrSkin.com.
