Holy deep-friend Twinkies, here we go again. Britney Spears: still a dumbass. You know, in case you were wondering if she'd enrolled at UCLA and babyproofed her house and bought a really good wig this weekend. Cause she didn't. TMZ reported on Friday:
Britney Spears blew a red light at a notoriously dangerous intersection last night, with her kids in the back and a court-appointed monitor crouched down in the front. Paging K-Fed's attorney!The Popwreck approached the light slowly on Coldwater Canyon in Los Angeles. You then see Britney raise her cellphone to her face. It is unclear if she's texting or making a call. She then drives into the intersection as someone outside the car screams, "Red light, red light!" Britney then turns left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic.
And then she apparently failed a drug test, though a source told TMZ that it was due to prescription drugs:
The only thing that comes on the results are the prescriptions, that the court doctor prescribed. There has been no illegal drugs or even alcohol in any of the test results.
We are so sick of this Britney teetering routine. Shit or get off the pot, lady! We want all out Margot Kidder level craziness or bland, boring normalcy. Make an announcement that you're engaged to an emu. Start driving around stark naked. Or just join your neighborhood association and discuss proper grass length and fence height. We don't fucking care at this point, but something's gotta change. You're killing us here.
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If I was to call someone a dumbass, I'd at least say "deep-fried" rather than "deep-friend".
But that's just me…