Recently there has been a surge in celebrity burglary. Anyone who's ever been on the cover of Us Weekly is urged to lock up their minks and their naked photos and their Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards and beef up security. Last week found Nicolas Cage the victim of a naked burglar, and this week Britney Spears has been hit. Our gossip bodyguard, FemaleFirst, reports:
The 25-year-old star was left in tears when she returned home from a night out at the five-star Peninsula Beverly Hills hotel at around 2am to find thieves had raided her $6 million property.The burglars are believed to have made off with Britney's collection of raunchy homemade sex tapes as well as a selection of the singer's steamiest photographs.
Some of the uniforms Britney allegedly wears for kinky sex games and personal pictures of her sons, two-year-old Sean Preston, and one-year-old Jayden James, were also taken.
Do you think Britney actually bought herself a camera, learned how to use it, and snapped candid shots of her two oh-so-loved children, or did Sean P. and JJ's baby books consist of pics snipped from tabloids stuffed inside a couple of blank envelopes? Also, famous people, if you enjoy videotaping yourself having sex, buy a motherfucking safe and lock that shit up.
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No shit. Why is that such a foreign concept, to protect your most prized and damaging possessions by locking them behind 6 inches of steel?
Amen, preach on.
yum, cant wait to see her in action!!
HAHAHAHA!!! She looks like a raccoon in that photo!