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Britney Spears Really Hates High School–Er, Rehab

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Britney Spears rehab habits revealed! The former Pepsi spokesperson drinks two dozen Cokes a day! She refuses to clean up after herself! She's really mean! She's exchanging I love yous with an edgy facial-haired rocker after mere days of intimacy! Congratulations, Brit, you're going to have to best episode of My Super Sweet 16 ever!

According to MSNBC, Britney is steps away from getting a shiny new black Porsche for her rehab graduation and complaining, "But, Daaaady, I wanted the RED one! It's so much prettier!"

Looks like Britney Spears has become a Coke fiend. Not that other kind of coke.

The pop princess has been drinking 24 cans of Coca-Cola a day, according to Star.

Whatís more, the ìToxicî singer hasnít been an ideal patient, according to the tab.

ìBritney has a seriously bad attitude problem,î an ìinsiderî tells Star. ìSheís been very demanding; acts like a 12-year-old and throws temper tantrums when she doesnít get what she wants!

ìShe refuses to pick up after herself and even asked if she could hire a maid!î adds the source. ìSheís asking for this and that, special food, special everything … and sheís not that nice to anyone.î

Itís likely that Spears is acting out, reports that mag, because she feels she doesnít belong in rehab in the first place.

ìI heard she keeps saying she is just sick from postpartum depression and that she does not have any real addiction problem, which is a joke,î the source tells the mag. ìShe has an addiction.î

And Brit's new muff muzzler, Jason Filyaw, told TMZ: "I love her, I support her 100% and we are close." Britney needs to learn that when a guy who'd previously been living on Top Ramen and pilfered non-dairy creamer from Denny's says "I love you" after just a couple days, what it really means is, "I would love if you used your money to buy me a Lamborghini and a house in the Hills. And I love publicity, because my band, Riva–catch us March 30th at the Troubadour–really deserves the attention."

Britney, looking good, at MrSkin.com.

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