Now that Britney Spears has lost such devoted pals as Paris Hilton and random slutty girl at club, she's had to seek out a new BFF in the strangest of places–the paparazzi. She and X17 are tight now; they are so going to get mani/pedis together and then hang out at Brit's house with take-out sushi and watch Grey's Anatomy. They'll probably get in a fight over who's hotter, Dr. McDreamy or Dr. McSteamy, but then after they have a lingerie fashion show with Sean P and JJ for an audience (if she can remember where they are) they'll put aside their differences and concede that both Dr. McDreamy and Dr. McSteamy are pretty damn hot.
Oh, and according to Page Six Brit has re-hired her old publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick. There is no mess that LSZ can't clean up. She's like the Mr. Clean of celebrity image control.
Check out Brit baring her, like, soul and stuff to X17 cameras here and here.
And Britney is always sincere at MrSkin.com. Sincerely sexy.
