No Visitation Rights; No Bra

Last week, we didn't want to post any more Britney stories because they were too sad. Today, Heath Ledger stories are too sad, so we're lightening the mood with a little Britney. We are terrifically complex. Yesterday, Britney arrived at an L.A. courthouse for more super incredible deposition fun. However, what she didn't realize is that just showing up at the courthouse, then turning on your heel and leaving doesn't count. You actually have to talk to the funny man in the black robe with the wood hammer! What the hell! As a result: still no babies for you, Spears. Quoth the TMZ:

Britney Spears was shut down in her attempt to regain some sort of visitation. There are no changes. K-Fed has sole custody and no visitation for Brit for now.

Brit arrived at the courthouse and went through the metal detector, but then had a change of heart and didn't want to go inside the courtroom.

Sources told TMZ Brit wanted visitation restored in a "therapeutic setting" -- meaning under the treatment of medical professionals -- but that wasn't gonna happen, especially since she never showed to make a plea. The Court noted Brit's absence.

As we first reported, Brit has some sort of bipolar disorder. The Commish has repeatedly ordered her to get a medical evaluation, but she has refused to comply.

However, afterwards, she proved her mental stability by driving 100 mph on the wrong side of the road and then donned a see-through shirt sans bra in Petco, which she visited twice. The second time to pick up her new personal assistant, whom she left in the Kong aisle. And also, apparently, to tease all the poor dogs in the store with the mouth-watering Pupperoni she was smuggling under her top. Dogs don't know it's not real teat. Teat, meat, whatever.