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Britney Spears Will Never Make Her Own Decisions Again

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It's probably a good thing that Britney Spears never bothers showing up to court when she's being sued, prosecuted, stripped of her rights, etc., because if she did girl wouldn't have time for anything else. She would spend more time in a courtroom than Ally McBeal. We stole that joke from Jay Leno. Funny, right? Anyhoo, this time Brit is being permanently placed under a conservatorship. Reports TMZ:

Lawyers in the Britney Spears conservatorship case have just asked the court commissioner to make her conservatorship permanent. And the judge said she would grant the request.

The conservatorship was scheduled to end on December 31.

Sources say one reason why Brit & Co. wanted to extend the conservatorship is that it makes it easier for her to regain custody of her kids — the family law commissioner will feel more comfortable giving her added face time if there is a safety net.

The conservators will now also be responsible for handling her business affairs and career opportunities.

As for why they suddenly asked for a permanent conservatorship — we're told the commish doesn't want to keep extending temporary power…that it makes more sense to make the conservatorship permanent and then just lift it when Brit is safe and sound.

Under the permanent conservatorship a medical team will oversee Britney's career to make sure what she does will not compromise her mental health.

The commish said, "The conservatorship is necessary and appropriate for the complexity of financial and business entities and her being susceptible to undue influence."

So does this make Britney a ward of the state? We're thinking that might be a good thing, mostly because the word ward makes us think of things like Ward Cleaver, Montgomery Ward, and TV's Robin, Burt Ward. And all of those things are sort of calming, as they've brought joy to scads and scads of old people throughout the years, and Britney could definitely use a good dose of calm in her life.


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One Comment

  1. meh
    Posted October 29, 2008 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    The only good thing about this is that at least Brit-Brit won't be flaking out under the whim of some loser photog who fancies himself a budding Svengali.

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