Britney Says: "F Those Kids; Let's Party!"

We told you that Britney Spears didn't want two little toddlers following her around whining, "Mommy, Mommy, we're hungry, our diapers are dirty, you just stepped in a pile of puppy London's poopy." We told you she didn't want those damn kids, but did you listen? No. You just sat there hoping that poor, messed up Britney would clean herself up and get her life straightened out and buy some pants. God, you're so naive. According to Rush & Molloy:

All those who wish Britney Spears would move to East Ashtray, Manitoba, get a real job, be a real mom, and never be heard from again, raise your hands. Alas, she continues to be in our faces, and TMZ.com reports that she passed her drug test over the weekend. Still, OK! magazine has a highly detailed story of her partying at the posh Peninsula Hotel just hours after having her children taken away. After offering to pay her "friend" $1,000 to go get her some DVDs, she supposedly was nonplussed about her ex, Kevin Federline, getting child custody. A source claims to OK! that "when the subject of her boys' custody came up, one of the girls told Britney, "Don't worry, you'll get your kids back.' Britney replied: ëI don't give a shit anymore. I never wanted them in the first place.'" She allegedly partied until 3 a.m. the night before she had a 10 a.m. visitation from her children, which she missed. And with a mansion in Beverly Hills, what's she doing in hotels anyway? Star mag claims that's where she met her drug dealer, whom it identifies as a petite brunette. Spears' beleaguered spokeswoman, Gina Orr at Jive Records, did not return our call.

We were going to suggest that the lab that conducted Britney's drug test should check her urine sample for traces of Milkbones to make sure she didn't switch her pee with that of her yorkie, but we are talking about Britney Spears here; she probably dips a doggie biscuit in her coffee every morning thinking it's biscotti.