Fame! It is so fleeting! One minute, you're on top of the world, frenching Madonna on live television and diving into piles of gold, and the next minute, you're living with your dad who is obsessed with the status of your undies. According to Showbiz Spy, Jamie Spears is running a tight ship around the Britney camp, and there's no way his daughter's going to leave the house sans drawers on his watch:
Jamie is fed up with the Toxic starís revealing clothing and wants to ensure her pantyless flashing days are behind her. A source said: ìJamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out.î The singerís assistant, Brett, also reportedly reminds the pop wreck to wear underwear and a bra. The source added to the National Enquirer: ìBritney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if sheís falling out of her top.î
When Britney was a baby, Jamie most likely did the ole "finger down the diaper" or "surreptitious butt sniff" to check the cleanliness of her diaper. And now that's she's twenty-six, we've come full circle. Most parents, at some point, express that they want their children to stay babies forever. So buck up, Jamie Spears! You're living the dream. Only instead of a fingerful of baby stools, he's getting two day old Adnan Ghalib nut sweat. Can't win 'em all!
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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Jamie Spears stepped up to the mark thoupgh- at least he's taking care of his (very amusingly so) mentally ill daughter. I always felt she was mentally deficient though