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Britney Spears Spends Bikini Budget on Red Bull, Swims in Underwear

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"Look, y'all, I just want you to know that I heard all those things you said about me back in November when I was having all that fun hanging out at clubs every night. I read them internet thingies. What are they called? Bloogs? Flogs? Blugs? Whatever. I heard you. You said all kinds of mean things about me, and I want you to know that I understand. You were just so mad about the pain that bastard Kevin had put me through, and you were lashing out in destructive ways. I get it. And to show y'all that I don't have any hard feelings, I took some of your advice and bought lots and lots of panties. You want to see them? OK, why not?"

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"See, pretty pink underwear that covers all of my parts. I heard you. But what you said about my hair, I just don't get that. I think it's bee-yoo-tiful. It looks just like the Cornsilk Cabbage Patch Kid I had when I was ten after I dyed her hair with Scary Blackberry Kool Aid."

Yeeeah has more pics of Brit in her undies.

And for close-ups on Brit's now partially fuzzy ladymitt, head over to What Would Tyler Durden Do.

And as always find vintage Brit at MrSkin.com.

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3 Comments

  1. kippy
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    i dont care what thay say u are sexy any time i whish i had talked to when i had a chance

  2. jeremiah
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    her body is rockin, too bad about the scarecrow hair

  3. DiamondSal
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    If anyone should be allowed {no Forced} to legally wear a Muslim Burqa at all times in every place it should be Britney and Parasite Hilton.

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