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Britney Spears Sucks

britney_pacifier.jpgWell slap our face and call us Miss Cleo–CelebNewsWire is a mystical oracle from beyond. A mere two days ago we jokingly alleged that when it came to caring for her children, Britney Spears didn't know the difference between a pacifier and a cigarette. And just look at this picture posted at JustJared. Maybe Britney is rollin' in preparation for raving till dawn, maybe she's a big Vin Diesel fan, or maybe Baby Fed just got sick of her goddamn jawin' all the time a popped his binky in her cakehole to get some peace and quiet, but we're hoping that an X-ray of Sean P's stomach doesn't reveal a half-digested soft pack of extra lights. Then again, all the Jolt cola, pop rocks, junior bacon cheesburgers, and lead paint chips would probably create a sort of barrier effect to neutralize the effects of the ingested tobacco, so no worries.

Britney in her prime–pics and movie clips at MrSkin.com.

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3 Comments

  1. mac
    Posted September 21, 2007 at 5:02 pm | Permalink

    Britney is crazy. Look what she did to this girl:

    http://www.aishamusic.com/un.htm

  2. kelly
    Posted October 4, 2007 at 9:50 am | Permalink

    i don't like to bust on a child, but, brit i think your boy's are in a healthy and stable enviorment. someone other then nannie's, body guard's housekeeper's or home alone, kev is a better parent. i was so glad you lost custody. i mean look in a mirror, 1 blue 1 brown contact's glasses, if you were contact's why would you need glasses?? and those shoes, i hope sean picked out a better pair when you went shopping. of course he can't suck on a pasifier, you rotted his teeth out of his head. i seen his teeth, you damaged both boy's teeth and there there bonding with other people, all the different nannie's and potential step daddie's. you should be locked away.

  3. Posted October 29, 2007 at 10:28 am | Permalink

    I have visited your site 828-times

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