Well slap our face and call us Miss Cleo–CelebNewsWire is a mystical oracle from beyond. A mere two days ago we jokingly alleged that when it came to caring for her children, Britney Spears didn't know the difference between a pacifier and a cigarette. And just look at this picture posted at JustJared. Maybe Britney is rollin' in preparation for raving till dawn, maybe she's a big Vin Diesel fan, or maybe Baby Fed just got sick of her goddamn jawin' all the time a popped his binky in her cakehole to get some peace and quiet, but we're hoping that an X-ray of Sean P's stomach doesn't reveal a half-digested soft pack of extra lights. Then again, all the Jolt cola, pop rocks, junior bacon cheesburgers, and lead paint chips would probably create a sort of barrier effect to neutralize the effects of the ingested tobacco, so no worries.
Britney in her prime–pics and movie clips at MrSkin.com.
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Britney is crazy. Look what she did to this girl:
http://www.aishamusic.com/un.htm
i don't like to bust on a child, but, brit i think your boy's are in a healthy and stable enviorment. someone other then nannie's, body guard's housekeeper's or home alone, kev is a better parent. i was so glad you lost custody. i mean look in a mirror, 1 blue 1 brown contact's glasses, if you were contact's why would you need glasses?? and those shoes, i hope sean picked out a better pair when you went shopping. of course he can't suck on a pasifier, you rotted his teeth out of his head. i seen his teeth, you damaged both boy's teeth and there there bonding with other people, all the different nannie's and potential step daddie's. you should be locked away.
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